We support Dog and Cat marriage.

We're suddenly turned on by the lazy, furry cat.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

The Pussycat Dolls continue to prove they are more than just a group to objectify while dancing; they are true artists who have pushed PG-13 whoring to levels once thought unreachable.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

With these wigs, I can finally steal those North Korean nuclear plans!

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

Even their cats hate us for our freedom.

Heidi Klum spent Halloween dressed as a cat, down to the last detail. Sad and lonely furries everywhere climaxed.

Three-way anyone? Yeah, we didn't think so.

Thread cat has manic eyes.

May this be a lesson to all of you, that a cat knows when you are not a "cat person" They revel in such moments.

Because pictures of LOLcatz never get old, we offer you this wonderful reenactment of the battle of Endor.

Yes I would like two Mexican pizzas, a large Coke and one Cat Meat Burrito. I prefer them slightly charred with just a hint of fight left in them. I SHALL DEVOUR!

Carrot Top is the physical specimen of de-evolution. Seriously? His shoulder muscles are like L brackets! He is like a walking Chuckie doll.

Christina Ricci proves that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Sadly, the cat pulls the look off with more flair... B for effort.

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?