Dear Eliza, your ribs are showing. They remind us of the McDonald's McRib sandwich. Now we're hungry. Bye!

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

She will dip your loved ones in BBQ sauce before she devours them.

Wow, we don't know about you guys, but a storm of hungry is brewing over here!

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com

Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.

Anne Hathaway is proof that milk does a body good. However, sucking on your boyfriend's hairy nipple isn't a strong selling point.

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

Somehow I'm not hungry for desert any more.

Somehow she's actually made this gesture look even more obscene.

Finally! Someone got an Olsen twin to eat!

Wow I'm hungry -- who's got some hot sauce for my tarantula?

Those money-hungry parking garages are getting really tight with their spaces! Hey-o!

You know a fat person is hungry when…