Doesn't look great on everyone.

It's really cool if you maintain a sense of humor.

How was your weekend?

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

Because she's awesome, Heather Graham didn't wear a bra to the UK Hangover premiere. For this we believe she is the greatest actress of our generation.

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?

Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?

Don't you just want to eat him?

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!