Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

On set of the new Sex in the City movie, Kim Cattrall is heavily marinated in WD40, allowing her to move properly. Being covered in foreign substances is something her character knows all too well.

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.

Kim Kardashian has an amazing fat ass. I just had to post this photo.

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!

Dear lord! Lil' Kim's going back to her "all-natural" roots by either growing out her eyebrows, or filling them in with Crayon!