Stop making fun of her. She thinks she's protecting us agains Osama bin Laden.

We totally want to bring this monkey home and bathe it with a sponge.

Somebody has some explaining to do.

Video gamers sure love to OWN people.

We've always wanted to carve an ass (awkward).

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

Seriously, when are people going to stop taking pictures of our dad!

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!

We hear that snorting ashes makes you hallucinate.

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

This kid is so going to regret this when he gets older.

We refuse to believe this is real.

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?

Usually all it takes is coffee to make our ass explode.

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.

It's LiquidGeneration's policy to expose the stupidity of hipsters. Wait a minute. We are hipsters. Damn it!