Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

After seeing her panties, Harry's potter exploded. Hey oh!

Is it still there, Geri?

There's fine print for everything. A shame.

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

Now this is a political movement we can get behind. Hey ohhhhhhh!

"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

Hayden, if there is anything you need done just tell us. We'll do anything for you, Meatloaf-style.