Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

Friends. They are awesome. Except when they are a-holes.

I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.

His friends said she kind of looked like a horse, but he didn't know what they were talking about.

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

Kris Allen looks so happy to be the next Ruben Studdard.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend (ex-girlfriend!?!) is happy she's hotter than you.

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

...or so this poster will have you believe.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Jessica is as happy about her boobs as you are.