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Dorks Woos Megan Fox

Dorks Woos Megan Fox

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

 

Another Reason to Skip the Gym Tonight

Another Reason to Skip the Gym Tonight

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

 

Ashlee's Big Baby Boobs

Ashlee's Big Baby Boobs

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

 

Kim Kardashian is Large

Kim Kardashian is Large

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

 

High Profit of Couth

High Profit of Couth

M.I.T students took the day off "learninating" and Master Chiefed one of the statues on their campus. Run Away!

 

Master Basion

Master Basion

I am Doctor Oralpleasureinthebackofyourmomscar

 

Biggest Beer Pong Game Ever!

Biggest Beer Pong Game Ever!

The grand prize: you’re un-timely death!