Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

Mr. Harris spent his Halloween proving to the world that gay people can be colorful and yet demonic, all at the same time.

… and times almost up. Way to prove us all wrong Chris…

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

We don't know what it is, but by the look of that pose, we recommend all Jewish folk keep walking.

Yeah yeah, helm steering wheels are cool and all, but where is the button that summons the Krakken?

That knife looks mighty peculiar when you hold it like that.

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

May this be a lesson to all of you, that a cat knows when you are not a "cat person" They revel in such moments.

Now this is a school! Forget to do your homework? Not a problem. Apparently all you have to do is go down on the teacher and INSTANT A! They don’t even seem shy about this policy either.

Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

Chris Crocker and Alexis Arquette have officially made all women physically appalling. There is more estrogen between them than Rosie O'Donnell's thighs at an orgy. Too Far?

Admiral Odama is not happy about this! Ok, unless you watch Battlestar Galatica, this won't make much sense to you. However it further proves our theory that all computers are evil.

Yeah, we make fun of her all the time for looking like a potato and we know its not her fault. However, when you bleach your hair blond you are just asking for it.

This is not a rat, we don't care what you may think! This is further proof that Pokemon was based in reality! Gotta Catch Them All!

Lord! Its like 300 lbs of all beef hotness broiled over a bed of sex! Those vaguely human features, coupled with those tumor ridden arms is pure hotness.

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!

Nicole Richie stops for a moment of reflection, while swimming in the oceans. Woman today have so many options, lets explore them all.