OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Drunk Bastard

Drunk Bastard

This is cruel. When our friends pass out all we do is eat them.

 

The Mary-Kate Olsen Ride

The Mary-Kate Olsen Ride

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

 

Deap Throat

Deap Throat

You know a fat person is hungry when…

 

Eat Me

Eat Me

Not until we finally know whether the carpet matches the curtains.

 

A Problem with Hooters

A Problem with Hooters

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?

 

Old Avril Lavigne

Old Avril Lavigne

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma

 

Old Jessica Simpson

Old Jessica Simpson

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.