Sometimes it just takes a picture to let you know why American is awesome.

Nikki Cox used to be our #1 squeeze. Now she's the picture of death. Rollover the picture to see what we're talking about.

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.

Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

Ike Turner died this week, blah blah blah. However the New York Post had a great tagline for it's piece "honoring" his death.

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

It's like Finding Nemo, but with death and sushi.

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

This is not a rat, we don't care what you may think! This is further proof that Pokemon was based in reality! Gotta Catch Them All!

Diana Ross thought that no one would recognize her without makeup. Unfortunately an old woman died of a heart attack when she mistook Mrs. Ross for Death.

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

Courtney Love is currently preparing for a zombie death match with Kurt over how she has ruined Nirvana's legacy one paycheck at a time.

This is proof that Ray Romano's show was a lie. Everybody does not love you and will proclaim that proudly with a tramp stamp.

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.