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January Jones Is A Special Kind of Hot

January Jones Is A Special Kind of Hot

Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

 

Nancy Reagan and Mr. T's Christmas

Nancy Reagan and Mr. T's Christmas

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

 

The Empire Hates Christmas

The Empire Hates Christmas

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

 

Janice Dickinson's Best Pose

Janice Dickinson's Best Pose

She's the world's first "special" supermodel, that's for sure.

 

Santa's slippin' on the tree front

Santa's slippin' on the tree front

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

 

Special Olympic Posh

Special Olympic Posh

Sure, its possible this is just an issue of angles, but whatever the case… DAMN! Posh looks something retarded fierce!

 

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

 

Lauryn Hill is a Joke...r

Lauryn Hill is a Joke...r

Lauryn Hill has apparently become crazier by the day. What better way to celebrate freedom from the doldrums of society than hiring Lauryn the Clown for your special event!

 

Best Baby Name EVER

Best Baby Name EVER

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

 

Fondle-Me Elmo

Fondle-Me Elmo

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

 

Christmas Story Death

Christmas Story Death

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

 

MacGyver Paperclip

MacGyver Paperclip

The perfect gift for that special do-it-yourself man in your life!

 

Skid-Mark Safe

Skid-Mark Safe

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

 

Mr. T Santa

Mr. T Santa

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

 

Cheap Toilet Paper

Cheap Toilet Paper

I swear my crazy uncle gave me this for Christmas.

 

Sleeping With Models

Sleeping With Models

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

 

Mechanical Seasons Greetings

Mechanical Seasons Greetings

A Rube Goldberg-esque seasonal illustration! Merry Christmas!

 

Xmas Babes

Xmas Babes

All they want for Christmas are bras! Seriously!

 

Big Burger

Big Burger

Only special people with helmets can conquer The Big Burger.