OTHER COOL STUFF

 

This Jessica/T-lake Photo Will Blow Your Mind

This Jessica/T-lake Photo Will Blow Your Mind

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

 

Mischa Barton Is A Fat Girl

Mischa Barton Is A Fat Girl

Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!

 

A View of Britney's Future?

A View of Britney's Future?

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

 

Praise Jebus!

Praise Jebus!

Praise be to Jebus! This five foot tall Lego recreation of the Crystal Cathedral is the first time that many of us have even seen a church.

 

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

 

Madame Spears

Madame Spears

Britney's crystal ball may be covered in fried chicken grease, but it still gets the job done!

 

Death of Cookie Monster

Death of Cookie Monster

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

 

Doing Crystal Meth

Doing Crystal Meth

Doing crystal just got a whole lot cooler!