Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

Her hips are like one of the 7 wonders of the world.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

These guys were once world famous.

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

This photo was taken before Scarlett's boobs were world famous for being awesome.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.