...is pretty funny.

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

We heard some famous black died. Is this him?

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

Which is another way of saying, "Justice has been served!"

That large black device placed above her ample bottom is a microphone pack for her new reality show tentatively titled "I'm Slightly More Interesting When I'm In A Bikini".

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

The only black thing on this cover is the type setting.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

The great part about this costume is the hours after the party when you try and find her ac/dc input.

Thread cat has manic eyes.