Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

Kris Allen looks so happy to be the next Ruben Studdard.

Sometimes it just takes a picture to let you know why American is awesome.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

We also knew that Hannah Montana was sexuality America with her little song and dance routine. So wrong.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

If you don't know who Paul Banks or Helena Christensen are this is just a mildly amusing pic of a dude touching himself next to a topless model, if you do know who they are it will melt you mind!

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

These people helped push America off a cliff as they realized Miley Cyrus has a shoulder that can appear unclothed...and she's only 15! For shame!

The dog quickly peed on Natalie Portman and was heard muttering "you're next Lucas".

One day you're with Joe Francis on a bus, the next you're getting paid to blow the Governor of New York, it's a slippery slope.

An eyewitness said the crime was committed by a "British Lingerie Glamour Model Whore" and this was the lineup they gave them. She's not hard to find...

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.