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Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!
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10/29/2009
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Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.
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10/22/2009
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Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.
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10/2/2009
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Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.
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8/26/2009
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Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.
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8/19/2009
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It's the 2001 Britney Spears all over again in 2K9. We feel blessed.
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8/17/2009
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Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.
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8/13/2009
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We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.
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7/30/2009
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We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.
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7/15/2009
PHOTOS
Mena Suvari is ripped! Six pack! Abs! Hotness! She has it all.
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7/7/2009