Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

Is that hair or just part of the bikini we're looking at? Confused.

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.

What about fire crotches? They don't deserve beautiful pubic hair clothing?

A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.

Yeah, we make fun of her all the time for looking like a potato and we know its not her fault. However, when you bleach your hair blond you are just asking for it.

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

Why would you meticulously place chest hair on a piece of "art"?

John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.

Paul Stanley's got some wicked eyebrows. Luckily with a little face paint and his chest hair intact he can still be Gene's effeminate sidekick.

It's no secret that Paris Hilton has extensions – in fact, she's got her own brand!

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

Daddy Long Legs convention. Not to be mistaken for pubic hair.

Her underwear should just come with camera cross-hairs on the crotch.

Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

Her hair wouldn't fit in her mugshot photo, so they had to MAKE it fit.