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Marisa Miller's Boobs Are Totally Rich

Marisa Miller's Boobs  Are Totally Rich

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

 

You Stay Classy, LSU Fans

You Stay Classy, LSU Fans

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

 

Britney Lost 61 Million

Britney Lost 61 Million

...pounds at Bally's Total Fitness!

 

Tori Spelling Preggers Bikini Nightmare

Tori Spelling Preggers Bikini Nightmare

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.

 

Internet Dating is Totally Safe

Internet Dating is Totally Safe

With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.

 

Hillary's Looking Rough Too

Hillary's Looking Rough Too

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

 

How to Create a Moist Rapper

How to Create a Moist Rapper

This Benz is diamond studded and cost over $5 million dollars. It belongs to Prince Waleed, an oil sheik. Bastards! The terrorists did win!

 

Sloth-Beauty Queen Faceplant!

Sloth-Beauty Queen Faceplant!

It's really hard to decide which is more embarrassing. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of millions of TV viewers, or striking a bizarre resemblance to Sloth while doing so.