The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

Tara has the most repulsive stomach in the world. It's like one of those creatures from "Alien Nation"

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

Rumors cleavage has taken to her annoying habit of assuming she deserves attention just because her parents are famous.

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

If you haven’t noticed the HUGE difference between the rich and the poor, maybe this will help remind you.

Oddly enough, Brody looks better with the weird features. Albeit, not by much.

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

Is this art or a PC fan boy's wet dream? More importantly, can you imagine watching porn on a wall of monitors?!

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

Each of these LOTR characters was folded from one piece of paper. This further shames those of us who are unable to fold a paper airplane.

This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.

There is way too much sexy here for words, but let us start with 'Rough".

It's going to take a lot more than that…