A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Her melons are looking meatier… did she get 'em done, or is that just a really good bra?

Sounds good to me!!

The soulful songstress behind the song "Rehab" is a well-known alcoholic, but recently lost a lot of weight. Is she on drugs now too?

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!

Paris' fake California ID. Crappy, crappy indeed. Yet better than the Ohio one.

They play well together!

Wow. Good job, Anne. That really blows any and every nip slip out of the water.

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!

Our illustrator Joe-Zee recently did a movie he did with Eddie Murphy. Eddie was jealous that Joe-Zee looked so good in the fat-suit.

Kelly Brook looks good in a bikini. Just sayin'.

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

I can only assume this guy showed up at the PS3 line outside of Best Buy, trying to taunt the rival gamers. Bravo, sir, your life is complete.

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

When the stretch Limo Corvette showed up in front of Paul's house, he knew for certain that Prom '88 would best the BEST PROM EVER!!!

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.

These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!