They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

Devendra Banhart is the luckiest guy in the freak folk scene, that's not saying much but still.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

Of course she loves the cereal that is "fun to munch because it keeps its crunch".

Though it's not tough to figure out who wears the "pants" in the relationship, we can also deduce from this picture that Samantha holds the cigarettes.

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

Looks like the "Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man" gets a girlfriend in the upcoming Ghostbusters III.

When the court of public opinion tries to convict Jake Gyllenhaal of in fact prefering the company of men, these pictures of Reese in a bikini will not help matters.

Although Superman's whole thing is wearing underwear outside his pants, Clark Kent does not look good in a bikini, and so they invented Supergirl!

Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!

The most natural thing in this photo is Heidi's chest, this could signal the apocalypse.

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

Although it's easy to blame drugs on Winehouse's appearance in a traffic jam, this was actually a protest against the rising price of petrol in the UK.

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

That large black device placed above her ample bottom is a microphone pack for her new reality show tentatively titled "I'm Slightly More Interesting When I'm In A Bikini".

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?