Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

Best dressed in 2009, for sure.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?

The bra industry is really making strides in design these days.