There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.

Richard Simmons is always in character. God Bless his family.

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

When 1 minute is just too much time to wait, feel free to shoot yourself. No toast for you.

This is the biggest tree in the world and it has been hallowed out to hold an entire bar!

And now, for my next trick, I am going to install a sing on my ear that says "In case of altercation, pull this".

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

There is something sexual about a man in a nice pair of pumps. Am I the only one who thinks so?

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

Dick in a box was popular far before the famous SNL skit. Look at this 1980's granny photo. I feel sick.

Tara has the most repulsive stomach in the world. It's like one of those creatures from "Alien Nation"

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.