This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

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New England gangstas do it with taste. Werd.

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

The lengths they go with guerilla marketing these days…

If you're going to sleep with a married woman, be prepared for the consequences.

This guy has mastered "freestyle walking" with crutches -- and he skateboards with them, too!

With pop stars flashing their va-jay-jays everywhere it’s getting harder and harder to figure out who’s a pop star and who’s a porn star. See if you can do it in the latest version of our popular game!

Those paparazzi pics can only get you so close. Liquid Generation’s News Team takes you on a fantastic voyage right into Brit’s flesh canyon.

Favourite Sons stopped by our crunky studio and played a few ditties, on of them being "Hang On Girl." We sing it in the shower now.

The super-hot Gray Kid flawlessly parodies Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" with his song toting the anti-depressant Paxil. Joy!

Save your files with the nerdiest thumb drives evar!

Weirdly enough, later this night Lindsay went out clubbing with Paris! (Seriously.)

Naming games is fun! I think I’ll call this one Larry, and this one Dave! Fantastico!

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

Slim's the man with a plan that don't got no hand. Actually, he doesn't have skin. But that doesn't rhyme as well.

Oh come on, even with your government salary, you're STILL this lazy??

From a documentary on the drug trade. This stuff's fascinating, yet very very illegal. (Thanks, Lawyers!)

Paris attended the Jay-Z convertin Vegas this weekend, spending most of her time with her BACK to the stage! After his performance, the perpetually self-absorbed heiress jumped on stage and had the DJ play a couple of her songs so she could lip-sync along -- but she puked instead!