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Apology To Heath Ledger Fans

Apology To Heath Ledger Fans

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

 

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

 

Santa Claus Is Dead

Santa Claus Is Dead

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

 

Kanye West Is Gay?

Kanye West Is Gay?

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Your Mom Uses Steroids

Suck My News Weekly: Your Mom Uses Steroids

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.