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FAT KONG
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Crackhead at Funeral
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!
This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.
Talkdown: Vishnu Eats Babies
This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.
Paris Hilton Wants A Baby
This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!
Talkdown: Hayden Panettiere
Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!
SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
Talkdown: Paris Speaks!
This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.
News: To Catch A Baby Predator
You’ve watched Dateline’s To Catch A Predator show right? Well, that has nothing on this very special news segment from Liquid Generation: To Catch a Baby Predator.
Oops I Had A Baby Again
Britney blasts out her second baby, The Pope blasts Islam and Madonna blasts off. Philip Norris knows it all – because he’s not a stupid woman.
The Great Suri Search
Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!
What's In a Stupid Name?
What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?
A World Without Star Jones
Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.
Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt
This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.
Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us
Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.
Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Angelina Eats Adopted Baby!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: TomKat Plans Alien Child
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: TomKat Engaged At Last
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Bennifer's Coke-Sniffing Baby
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.