This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.

Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!

This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.