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Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

 

Talkdown: Optimus Prime

Talkdown: Optimus Prime

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.

 

Oops I Had A Baby Again

Oops I Had A Baby Again

Britney blasts out her second baby, The Pope blasts Islam and Madonna blasts off. Philip Norris knows it all – because he’s not a stupid woman.

 

Britney Is A Good Mom

Britney Is A Good Mom

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.

 

What's In a Stupid Name?

What's In a Stupid Name?

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

 

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Are Stupid

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Are Stupid

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Do Stupid Stuff

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Do Stupid Stuff

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.