Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

 

Megan Fox Is Foxy

Megan Fox Is Foxy

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

 

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

 

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

 

News: American Idol's Little Exorcist

News: American Idol's Little Exorcist

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

 

News: Sexy Beckham Goes Hollywood

News: Sexy Beckham Goes Hollywood

LG news takes a peek into the future to see what will become of David Beckham now that he’s calling California home.

 

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!

Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

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