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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

 

Megan Fox Is Foxy

Megan Fox Is Foxy

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

 

News: Sexy Beckham Goes Hollywood

News: Sexy Beckham Goes Hollywood

LG news takes a peek into the future to see what will become of David Beckham now that he’s calling California home.

 

Oops I Had A Baby Again

Oops I Had A Baby Again

Britney blasts out her second baby, The Pope blasts Islam and Madonna blasts off. Philip Norris knows it all – because he’s not a stupid woman.

 

Kanye West Is Gay?

Kanye West Is Gay?

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!

Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.