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FAT KONG
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Crackhead at Funeral
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them
This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!
Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown
Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!
Obama or McCain?
This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.
I Can't Afford Gas
Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.
Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom
Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!
Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!
Richie Sambora Is Drunk
This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.
Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto
This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.
Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You
Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!
Vote For Me 2008!
Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!
Britney And Paris Are Lesbians
This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.
Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006
This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.
Britney Spears Has ADD
This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!
Dog The Bounty Hunter Is A Honky
This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.
Talkdown: Oscar De La Hoya
This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.
Paris Hilton Wants A Baby
This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!
Britney Spears: Mother of the Year
This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.
Talkdown: Britney Spears' Mom
This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.
SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!