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Britney Spears Can't Hear You

Britney Spears Can't Hear You
This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!
10/19/2007

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Prison Guys Gone Wild

Prison Guys Gone Wild
Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!
4/29/2007

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Child Star Almost Dies

Child Star Almost Dies
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
7/21/2006

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Suck My News Weekly: January 30th, 2004

Suck My News Weekly: January 30th, 2004
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
11/20/2003

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Suck My News Weekly: August 30th, 2002

Suck My News Weekly: August 30th, 2002
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
8/30/2002

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