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Paris Is Starving For Nachos

Paris Is Starving For Nachos
This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.
11/11/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us
Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.
10/14/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Are Stupid

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Are Stupid
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
7/30/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
5/27/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
5/6/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Paris is Burning

Suck My News Weekly: Paris is Burning
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
2/25/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Pistons' Fans Are Wussies!

Suck My News Weekly: Pistons' Fans Are Wussies!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
11/24/2004

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Suck My News Weekly: Tara Reid's Franken-Boobie

Suck My News Weekly: Tara Reid's Franken-Boobie
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
11/12/2004

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Suck My News Weekly: The Olympics and Other Stuff

Suck My News Weekly: The Olympics and Other Stuff
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
8/20/2004

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Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
8/6/2004

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