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Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!
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1/26/2007
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Here is our take on the most ridiculous things that happened in the year 2006. Happy New Year!
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12/29/2006
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LG has scored an exclusive interview with Paris Hilton. In the video she interviews none other than – PARIS HILTON! She’d make Barbara Walters proud.
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11/17/2006
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The Hunter’s no more, Suri is adored, and Paris is a drunken whore. Philip Norris delivers the stories, but not via a C-Section.
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9/8/2006
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Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!
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8/4/2006
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Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!
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7/7/2006
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Someone had sex with Anna Nicole and Batwoman is a huge lesbo.
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6/2/2006
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Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!
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5/19/2006
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This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!
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3/4/2006
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This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.
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12/16/2005