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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

69195 Views | 7/23/2009

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

4026 Views | 3/28/2008

Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

7793 Views | 3/13/2008

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

13092 Views | 8/15/2007

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

11929 Views | 8/03/2007

Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

10696 Views | 6/29/2007

I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.

10417 Views | 5/11/2007

News: A Tribute To Anna Nicole

Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.

5786 Views | 2/02/2007

News: Rachael Ray Is Annoying

LG new has assembled a collection of Rachel Ray’s most annoying moments to prove once and for all that some one really needs to slap that bitch.

5837 Views | 2/01/2007

News: 2006 Year in Review

Here is our take on the most ridiculous things that happened in the year 2006. Happy New Year!

7531 Views | 12/29/2006

Fire Crotchgate

Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!

26331 Views | 5/19/2006

Viva Illegal Immigration!

The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.

27240 Views | 4/14/2006