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FAT KONG
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Crackhead at Funeral
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Slinky on a treadmill
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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Megan Fox Is Foxy
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Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom
Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!
American Idol Is Finally Over!
American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.
Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!
Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!
Dog The Bounty Hunter Is A Honky
This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.
News: Rachael Ray Is Annoying
LG new has assembled a collection of Rachel Ray’s most annoying moments to prove once and for all that some one really needs to slap that bitch.
News: Paris Hilton Exposed!
Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!
News: 2006 Year in Review
Here is our take on the most ridiculous things that happened in the year 2006. Happy New Year!
Crock Croaks
The Hunter’s no more, Suri is adored, and Paris is a drunken whore. Philip Norris delivers the stories, but not via a C-Section.
Child Star Almost Dies
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
Brad's Holding Orphans for Angelina
This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!
BRIT TO GIVE BIRTH TO 2ND DEVIL CHILD?
This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.
Santa Claus Is Dead
This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.
Turkey, Stuffing, and Xbox
This week Americans celebrate Thanksgiving, but even more important they celebrate the new Xbox 360. We’re there to tell you about it.
Paris Is Starving For Nachos
This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.
Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: The Most Exciting News Ever
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.