Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores
Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.
OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table
This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.
Vegas Loves Hooters
This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.
Clay Is Not Gay?
This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.
Suck My News Weekly: Jesus Loves Uggs!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Bush Loves His Crack-Cocaine
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
DAILY TOP 10
-
How To Cook A Turkey
Views: 104871 -
Christian Side Hug
Views: 3062 -
10 Sexiest Cinematic Bloodsuckers
Views: 2940 -
10 Deadliest Girl Fights!
Views: 2622 -
Adorable Internet Starlet's Adorable Fail
Views: 2498 -
Lady Gaga + Cartman + Walken = Mind Blown
Views: 2438 -
Pole Dance Makes Wedding Awesome
Views: 2274 -
112 Sneezes In A Minute
Views: 2269 -
Grape Lady Falls
Views: 2214 -
The Chicken Plucker 3000
Views: 2085
