Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

The O.C. is dead. Liquid Generation tries to make sense of a senseless world.

The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.