Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.

 

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

 

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

 

Britney Spears Has ADD

Britney Spears Has ADD

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

 

Talkdown: Lindsay Lohan

Talkdown: Lindsay Lohan

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!

 

Lohan's Last Snort

Lohan's Last Snort

This week Lindsay Lohan admits that she’s skinny and that she’s done snorting drugs. Yeah, whatever Lindsay!

 

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Lohan Smokes The Reefer!

Suck My News Weekly: Lohan Smokes The Reefer!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan Passes Out

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan Passes Out

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

OTHER COOL STUFF