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Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!
Britney blasts out her second baby, The Pope blasts Islam and Madonna blasts off. Philip Norris knows it all – because he’s not a stupid woman.
This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.