NEWS
American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.
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5/23/2008
NEWS
Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.
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2/2/2007
NEWS
This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.
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12/29/2005
NEWS
Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.
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10/14/2005
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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4/24/2004