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Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You
Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!
2/21/2008

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Britney Is A Sucky Mother

Britney Is A Sucky Mother
This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.
2/10/2006

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New Year's Eve Sucks

New Year's Eve Sucks
This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.
12/29/2005

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Santa Claus Is Dead

Santa Claus Is Dead
This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.
12/16/2005

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Jennifer Aniston Bares All

Jennifer Aniston Bares All
This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.
12/9/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: April 23rd, 2004

Suck My News Weekly: April 23rd, 2004
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
4/24/2004

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Suck My News Weekly: Feb. 28th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: Feb. 28th, 2003
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
2/28/2003

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Suck My News Weekly: August 9th, 2002

Suck My News Weekly: August 9th, 2002
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
8/9/2002

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