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Britney Spears Can't Hear You

Britney Spears Can't Hear You
This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!
10/19/2007

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Interview With Britney's Kids

Interview With Britney's Kids
This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?
10/5/2007

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OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table
This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.
9/21/2007

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Brangelina's African Souvenir

Brangelina's African Souvenir
The hottest new baby – that’s NOT a Scientologist!
6/9/2006

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Hollywood Hates Black People

Hollywood Hates Black People
Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!
5/5/2006

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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them
This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!
3/24/2006

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Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt

Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt
This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.
2/17/2006

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Chuck Norris Surfs The Net

Chuck Norris Surfs The Net
This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.
1/20/2006

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Suck My News Weekly: Hurricanes Are Not Funny!

Suck My News Weekly: Hurricanes Are Not Funny!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
9/2/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Alanis Betrays Canada

Suck My News Weekly: Alanis Betrays Canada
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
2/18/2005

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