NEWS
American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.
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5/23/2008
NEWS
Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!
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5/1/2008
NEWS
Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.
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7/28/2006
NEWS
Will K-Fed’s alleged cheating be the straw that breaks the crying, pregnant camel’s back?
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7/14/2006
NEWS
Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.
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6/30/2006
NEWS
Someone had sex with Anna Nicole and Batwoman is a huge lesbo.
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6/2/2006
NEWS
This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.
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3/10/2006
NEWS
This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.
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11/18/2005
NEWS
This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.
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10/28/2005
NEWS
This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.
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10/21/2005