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Chris Crocker's Cousin

Chris Crocker's Cousin

Lou Berk sits down with the cousin of that “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” guy that you’ve seen all over the internet.

 

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

 

Fire Crotchgate

Fire Crotchgate

Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!

 

A World Without Star Jones

A World Without Star Jones

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

 

Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt

Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt

This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.