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A World Without Star Jones

A World Without Star Jones

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

 

Chuck Norris Surfs The Net

Chuck Norris Surfs The Net

This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.