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Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

 

Heath Ledger Is Dead

Heath Ledger Is Dead

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

 

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

 

News: The Murder of the OC

News: The Murder of the OC

The O.C. is dead. Liquid Generation tries to make sense of a senseless world.

 

Anna's Dead Son = $$$

Anna's Dead Son = $$$

Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”

 

Hollywood Hates Black People

Hollywood Hates Black People

Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!

 

Wanted: Sex with Tenant

Wanted: Sex with Tenant

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

 

Chuck Norris Surfs The Net

Chuck Norris Surfs The Net

This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.

 

Santa Claus Is Dead

Santa Claus Is Dead

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Superman is Dead!

Suck My News Weekly: Superman is Dead!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.