FAT KONG |
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Slinky on a treadmill |
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs |
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Make a video game controller out of anything. |
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Wheel of Fortune Fail |
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears |
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Color Vision Deficiency |
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song |
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Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!
Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.