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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

 

Apology To Heath Ledger Fans

Apology To Heath Ledger Fans

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

 

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

 

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

 

The Great Suri Search

The Great Suri Search

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

 

What's In a Stupid Name?

What's In a Stupid Name?

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

 

Vegas Loves Hooters

Vegas Loves Hooters

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Are Stupid

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Are Stupid

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Do Stupid Stuff

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Do Stupid Stuff

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.